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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
vdante
bpdrotten

i had a dream about fucking… vampire discourse on tumblr like;

“reminder that blood sucker is a slur”

“vamp-born-vamps are valid if u got bitten later in life you’re not part of the vamp community” 

“support vamps who drink human blood, support vamps who drink animal blood, support vamps who drink animal and human blood”

rikoy11

“half bloods who are human presenting don’t belong in the community”

anonymouscomrade

fantasy tumblr would be fucking insufferable

god can you even imagine

cantabilechaos

“If you only have two legs you’re human-passing and don’t belong in the fantasy community”

“What about satyrs?’

“You can wear shoes”


“Just a reminder that if you appropriate mermaid culture you’re a piece of shit”

“Actually we don’t mind because a lot of our culture comes from humans”


“Shapeshifters aren’t valid because they can be human if they want”

thecrystalfems

Oh my god it gets worse and worse

dancingspirals

Listen Sweaty :) :) :) Bigfoots and Jersey Devils aren’t REAL mythfolk :) :) You r just confuused humans :)))

seriesofnonsequiturs

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

seijhoe

ONLY 👏FAIRIES 👏CAN 👏MAKE 👏FAIRY 👏RINGS

adrenaline-addiction

Why the FUCK did no one tag me in this

okamikodomo

Werewolves are still werewolves no matter what form they’re in. We don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in human form, we don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in wolf form. Stop werewolf erasure!

glyndarling

Listen, I’ve been in a committed relationship with a selkie for over ten years.  I can tell you that whole hiding-the-pelt-thing is total bullshit.  If he wanted to leave he could, I am not holding him hostage.  Please, stop spreading this hurtful misinformation.

standbyyourmantis

Support veelas who dance naked at the crossroads

Support veelas who seduce random townspeople

Support veelas who take shepherds as lovers

STOP SLUT SHAMING VEELAS!!!!!!!

nonbinarist

friendly reminder that “ghost” is a term reserved for noncorporeals. if you’re semicorporeal you’re a poltergeist. stop calling poltergeists ghosts.

z-nogyrop

destroy the idea that zombies “need” to eat brains

some zombies can’t eat brains due to physical conditions that make them too weak to gnaw through the skull

some zombies can’t digest them

some zombies just don’t like the taste

all of these zombies are STILL VALID

sonnivate

DONT 👏 HOARD 👏 ITEMS 👏 UNLESS 👏 YOU 👏 A 👏 DRAGON

unrussledjimmys

This post gets worse every time I see it

notnearlyheadlessnick

OhmyGOD

sushiandtomatoes

LET👏SHIFTERS👏INTO👏THE👏COMMUNITY👏👏👏👏 THIS INCLUDES ALL SHIFTERS!👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

anxietyandsushi

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

short-and-really-angry

DONT👏WEAR👏FLOWER👏CROWNS👏UNLESS👏YOU👏ARE👏A👏WOODLAND👏CREATURE

peridotx

ROBOTS. ARE. NOT. ALL. SERVICE. WORKERS.

STOP ASKING ROBOTS WHERE TO FIND THINGS IN SUPERMARKETS

fierceawakening

stop calling demons evil just because they defied an oppressive system

artemis-crimson

demigods have a right to both halves of their heritage!

long post fsjccj
thelesserprincessleia
brklynbreed

You deserve a conscious lover. Someone who will not only know your favorite color or flower, but when to offer words in your rage, or the strongest embrace when no words will do.

You deserve a conscious lover. Someone who will not only work with you but for you. Work for your happiness when you’ve forgotten how to create it.. work for your smile when your lips won’t curve.

You, my dear, deserve a conscious lover that couldn’t imagine being anything else.

Source: brklynbreed

Anonymous asked:

don't believe the other person, u r a doll

thanks but honestly ik im annoying, i’ve been trying to stop it, but i dont get people who just say that and have the audacity to put “:)” after it like who the fuck cares go get some friends and learn to keep some negativity to yourself. i didn’t even ask. i don’t even go on this blog anymore.

sorry i rambled i have fuckin shit to say im done with all this snarky ass people in my lfie bc theres this one fuckin '''''friend''''' at school who never learns to shut her fUCKing mouth like okay go on calling me a bitch to people i don't talk to go on telling everyone about me SHRUGGING because i don't wanna fucking talk 24/7 and im dealing with a hypocrite so yheah im gonna be al il snippy but that doesnt mean you go on and then say 'icalled you a buttface no a btich' SUREEEeee you said you can't lie m h m sorry rambled in the tags i really wanna kill myself. Anonymous